I was wearing my pale blue night t-shirt. (My van is very warm and that is all I need.) Over it I tied an African print sarong in beautiful shades of blue, red and black, for modesty. In Winter I always wear beds socks, in this case a delightful blend of pink, purple and white stripes. The finishing touch was the hot pink footwear. I chose those crocs deliberately when I bought them so that I would never, ever be tempted to wear them anywhere other than to the toilet in a caravan park. Even then, seeing this elegantly arrayed woman, I have questions about whether they are too avant garde even for a caravan park.
This post is designed to keep me humble - and ensure I never consider taking those crocs anywhere other than camping trips.